Friday, October 2, 2009

Friday . . .

No great, in-depth, brilliant post today, so I thought I'd share a very appropriate email I received yesterday . . .


Important Health Issue:

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.


Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

  • Dizziness
  • Nausea
  • Vomiting
  • Incarceration
  • Erotic lustfulness
  • Loss of motor control
  • Loss of clothing (ooohh, this happened to a friend of mine on Halloween - not pretty, not at all)
  • Loss of money
  • Table dancing (hmmmm, is that what I did that night - omg!)
  • Headache
  • Dehydration (drinking more margaritas might help alleviate your thirst - i'm just saying . . . )
  • Dry mouth
  • And a desire to sing Karaoke (bad, very bad, step away from the microphone)

WARNINGS:

  • The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
  • The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
  • The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
  • The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse without spitting.

Please share this with other people who may need Margaritas.

Hope everyone has a fantastic Friday!!

S

6 comments:

Angie Ledbetter said...

Sounds like a great cure for what ails ya! Is it available OTC or by prescription only? :D TGIF!

Diane said...

Funny. Do I hear happy hour calling me tonight? :O)

Marybeth Poppins said...

LOVE IT!!!!

Scott said...

Angie - available in whatever form you need to make you happy!

Diane - Oh, yes, happy hour is calling . . . quite loudly in fact.

Marybeth - of course you do!!

Rebecca Knight said...

AHAHAHAHAHA! I love this post! :D

Happy Friday/Margarita Night, Scott!

quillfeather said...

Brilliant post! Just galvanized my taste for Margarita's all over again. Happy hour can't come soon enough :)